D.F.T.S.

Tumblr scares me for the fact that I know I can relate to a strange woman lying down with an egg on her face

Growing up is going to bed when you have to. Not when you want to

Do you ever make a decision and then look back on it later on and realize it was the worst thing you ever did and then get embarrassed and want to die

MY FRIEND NAMED HIS STEER LUCIFER WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT KID. THE DAMN STEER HAS A HEART ON HIS HEAD AND HE NAMES IT LUCIFER

What if bubbles and fuck had switched meanings

I wanna blow some fucks

BUBBLE YOU

I just got rejected never talking to a male again

Tap me like I tap those flappy birds

Tap me like I tap those flappy birds

I was taking care of a hairless cat today and it reminded me of a hairless chicken

My couch is gone and now there is a chair

My couch is gone and now there is a chair

What on earth gives dogs the urge to lick us when they’re happy like wtf “hello human I love you so much I’m gonna rub my tongue all over you”